( I wrote this memory of a barracks Christmas when I first started blogging, and expanded it for my memoir – from which this long reminiscence is pulled. I was stationed in Japan, then, a junior airman assigned to the FEN detachment.)

All during the year, Thea and I had not given up on our idea of celebrating a proper Christmas in the dorm. We needed to develop a critical mass of people who would go along with it, and something of a sense of community in the barracks. Marsh was keen as well; she reveled in holidays, any holidays, and the foundation was laid over the summer when the three of us began cooking a slightly more elaborate dinner for ourselves every Sunday afternoon, and sharing with anyone else who happened to be hanging around the day room, bored and hungry on a Sunday.
“Bring a plate and a fork, and a chair from your room! That was our cheery invitation— there was a sad shortage of chairs around the dinette table at the kitchen end of the day room. The girls from the Public Affairs office, Shell and Shirl, and any of Shirl’s constantly rotating flier boyfriends joined in, as did Tree and Gee. The resident vegetarian fixed a vat of eggplant parmigiana, another girl, newly arrived, had the touch with the most perfect fried chicken I had ever eaten. I had bought a crockpot and constructed marvelous stews and chilis. The weekly dinner was well established and well attended, even after the dorm was converted from all-female to an ordinary Air-Base group dorm…

In November, it only seemed logical to plan our own Thanksgiving dinner. We took up a fund for groceries, did a headcount of who wasn’t going to their supervisors’ houses and immediately hit a snag:

“Who’s going to do the turkey?” was the main question, followed by “Well, who helped enough at home to stuff and bake a 20lb turkey without giving anyone food poisoning?” AFRTS spots at that time of year always spent an inordinate amount of time dwelling on this unpleasant possibility.
I had helped Mom and Granny Jessie with the holiday turkeys and was unwary enough to admit it. Before I could come up with a plausible way to wiggle out, I was rushing to the commissary with a pocket full of crumpled notes and change on the Wednesday afternoon, with just fifteen minutes before I had to be up the hill and on-shift at the TV station.

Turkey, 20+ pounds, frozen solid: OK, I would leave it to defrost outside in my car during the shift; Northern Japan in November was slightly chillier than the inside of most refrigerators anyway. Onionscelerysagesausage…bread. Mom always bought a loaf of bakery wheat bread, tore each slice into clunks and dried them on a sheet-cake pan in the closet where the hot water heater lived. I zigged down the bakery aisle, threw a loaf into the basket and headed for the quick-checkout register, making it to work with about a half-minute to spare.

Didn’t even notice until I got back to the barracks that night, and took out the bread so that it could dry overnight, that I had a loaf of rye. There was no way to get a loaf of wheat bread, no way at all. It was nearly midnight, and even there was such a thing at the Japanese grocery store the next morning, it would be too late. The turkey had to be in the oven first thing.

“Oh, go ahead and use it anyway,” Marsh consoled me. “Who’s going to notice a couple of caraway seeds with all the other stuff and gravy on top!”

No one did, and it made fantastic stuffing. We all lay about afterwards burping gently and nibbling on just one more bit of pumpkin or pecan pie. I can’t remember who launched the trial balloon for our Christmas— either Marsh, or Thea ventured.

“You know, we could do a really nice bash for Christmas….”

The room perked up, interest had been piqued.
“A way bigger turkey…”
“Maybe not, the oven can’t handle it.”
“Steamed pudding… a ham, too.”
“They’ve got a fake Christmas tree in storage, and a box of decorations, too…”
“Our doors…. We could decorate our doors… and… and…. Have someone in to judge a contest on Christmas Eve.”
“Santa! They have a couple of Santa Suits at MWR!”
“He could bring gifts… we can draw each others names, and get a gift… and Santa can deliver them…”
“OK, who all is going to be here… make a list.”

The room bubbled with enthusiastic plans: the dinner would be bigger, more lavish than Thanksgiving… Santa would deliver the gifts on Christmas Eve, after the judging of the doors. Thea and I exchanged slightly smug looks: yes, this would be a vast improvement on the year before. Our cunning plan came together, as those who would have been otherwise inclined to stay in their room and gloom through the holiday were seized by the spirit of competition in decorating their doors with wrapping paper, and lights, to buy small plastic fir trees downtown and put them in their rooms. I began making ball ornaments from Styrofoam, covered with velvet and laces and gold braid, and baking tray after tray of cookies, telling everyone they were for the guys at work.

The regular dinners in December became planning sessions: we drew names, arranged for renting the Santa suit, inveigled the Catholic chaplain – the most approachable of the base chaplains – into judging the door contest, set up the somewhat bedraggled fake spruce that the dorm manager pulled out of storage. Kenny, one of the five male residents, volunteered to be Santa, although he was young and skinny, and looked more like an adolescent Donald Sutherland than Santa Claus. Some of the girls put up lights in their windows, which reflected pastel colors onto the snow outside. The upstairs and downstairs corridors became a mini-Christmas Tree lane, with tinsel and paper and ribbons applied to the doors or doorframes. Thea made a small door out of cardboard covered with paper like her own room door, and attached it to the wall just above the baseboard, several feet from her room, and parked a pair of felt dolls, 28 inches tall and tricked out like Christmas caroling mice in front of it.

On Christmas Eve, I was taking one last tray of cookies out of the oven, while the Chaplain was going around, reviewing the doors.

“Come and see how Kenny looks,” Thea said, “He’s got the costume on, but we need another couple of laundry bags for the presents.”

Even a couple of pillows stuffed down the front couldn’t transform a lanky and somewhat drunken 19 year old into a convincing Santa, but this one would arrive bearing gifts. Thea and I hastily rounded up two more GI green laundry bags, and began filling them with gift-wrapped packages, making sure that no one had been left off, there was a present for everyone. Almost everyone else was already in the dayroom, listening to the Chaplain award first prize in the door-decorating contest – to Thea’s Christmas mouse door! We cheered heartily, and the Chaplain took himself off, and Kenny lurched into the dayroom, with a lumpy laundry bag over his shoulder and dragging two more.

“Merry Christmas, ho ho ho… and have you all been good little girls and boys this year?” He leered at the room, and was answered with a raucous chorus of “Yes, Santa” and “Hell no, Santa!” He reached into the first bag, and squinting blearily, read off the name. Everyone watched as the gifts were opened, slowly and individually, while Kenny kept up a stream of drunken, slightly obscene but very funny patter, and the piles of torn paper and ribbons mounded up at our feet.

Thea and I swapped a satisfied glance: the room was filled with laughter and lights and good fellowship. Tomorrow we would dish up a lavish Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. Like last year, everyone in the barracks would still be thousands of miles from family, in a foreign country, but we would not be alone, and we would have Christmas joyfully.

I had one more little thing to do. A lavishly large box of cookies had already been left in the break-room at FEN, but all the rest—brownies and sugar cookies and macaroons, and peppermint sandwiches- were divided amongst thirty little bags, tied with ribbon and a little tag “A Present from Sandy Claws”. Just before midnight, when light showed under the doors of only the night owls or insomniacs, I went around and quietly hung a bag of cookies on each door.

Everyone deserves that unexpected surprise gift at Christmas.

20. December 2024 · Comments Off on The New Book Series! · Categories: Random Book and Media Musings

So – mercifully what I thought of as a sort of creative dry spell has somehow come unblocked, what with putting out West Towards the Sunset this week. I had thought a little about making that book the first in a series, following the Kettering family on the emigrant trail west to California in 1846. I thought, in a rather half-hearted fashion, about creating it as part of a multivolume family story, rather like the Little House series, but nothing much came to mind, once I gotten them into California. I had set up some future elements by briefly mentioning certain developments, but the trouble was that if I carried them out completely, and brought the overall story forward to include all kinds of adventures and characters – the main character, Sally, would age out of being a tween-teen. It would also be a stretch, historically, to involve a female character in what was almost exclusively a male domain, in Gold Rush era California. The story would transition into something more like an adult novel … and I wanted to keep the main character relatable to younger readers. The poor kidlets need a good thrilling, informative read, after all the values-free grey goo and perversity that is otherwise inflicted on them by the current established YA fare.

What to do, what to do …

What to do … would be to make subsequent volumes sequentially centering on Sally’s younger brothers and sisters. Eureka! That would let me carry on with teen-tween characters within the same established family. I could write in Jon’s adventures early in the Gold Rush, and a younger sister and even younger brother pick up later segments of the overall story arc. The potential stories and characters over two decades of this part of the wild and woolly West are practically limitless. The Gold Rush itself, then the silver rush into Nevada’s Comstock Lode, odd-ball characters, vigilantes and crime galore, stage coaches, the railway and the Pony Express. I could write the youngest brother into being an associate of Samuel Clemens, when he was roughing it on the frontier in his early days as a writer. And then it seemed like I was back in the fountain of creativity; ideas for plots, characters and twists and turns of a narrative all popped into mind.

I have all the reference books already, and there were so many elements, events and real-life characters that I couldn’t fold into my previous Gold Rush book, I can hardly wait to start on the next one. But I promise that I will wrap up the Luna City series before I even start on the next book in the Kettering family saga.

Well – at least a little bit. For an assortment of reasons – perhaps because I’m a bit tired, and my daughter (the working real estate agent) is up to her butt in angry reptiles as far as clients looking for a suitable roof to celebrate their own Yule under – we were a bit late in getting around to decking our personal halls for the holiday season. Mainly because the garage is packed tightly with stuff of which at least three-quarters is intended for her eventual household. It’s a major project to find all the Christmas ornaments…(we can’t even find the tub that the mantlepiece Wedgewood got put away into last Christmas in order to make space for the long lighted Christmas garland!) And I am trying to finalize one book for print and halfway through writing the first draft of another, in between baking bar cookies to inflict on our near neighbors. Wee Jamie is three and a half years old and sort of hyperactive, and I am looking after him most days … and anyway, we’re a bit farther behind than usual in our Christmas prep. I exhausted most of my December stock of energy in going down to Goliad for Miss Ruby’s Author Corral, the first weekend of the month.

At least we have the tree assembled and sort of decorated. My daughter bought the Christmas Vacation advent calendar when it came available at Costco this year, and I’ve been making the various figurines into ornaments, by way of sinking a tiny screw-eye into each and attaching a wire ornament hanger. She loves watching Christmas Vacation, and plans to go all-out with the decorations when she has her own place. There were some Monsters, Inc. figurines from the Dollar Tree, similarly converted. Our Christmas tree is one of those with the lights already built-in, so adding those few little items do make it at least amusing. My daughter thinks that she will set up a small Christmas tree in Wee Jamie’s bedroom, and ornament it with the Monsters, Inc. figurines, and assorted small dinosaurs. (Note to self – check and see if there is a Monsters, Inc. Advent calendar available these days. There is A Christmas Story calendar – perhaps next year. I’m more of A Christmas Story fan, myself, if only because Ralphie’s house reminds me so very much of my grandmothers’ place.)

And we did do a round of Christmas movies, every night – adding a couple of new selections to the rota – Klaus, and a new animated version of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Klaus was very original and rather sweet, and the new Grinch wasn’t half bad at all. The first was quite creatively original in working up a Santa origin story, and the second filled out the  epic of the Grinch rather sweetly in expanding on the characters, especially the dog. We bailed on a perfectly revolting, sickly-sweet cartoon about the Elf onna Shelf about five minutes into it though – and couldn’t find a free streaming version of Arthur Christmas. Tonight, we’ll watch The Santa Clause.

For a good few years, we went all-out in making an assortment of fudge for distribution to neighbors and places that we did regular business with; but the cost of everything just got too much this year to make as much as we used to make. We do have some small quantities of quality chocolate and various ingredients either left over from last year, or bought on sale at  extremely reduced prices, so I’ll make what I can with what we have, and otherwise fill out the gift boxes with slabs of coconut-lemon-nut bar cookies. I lifted the recipe from the 1970s edition of Joy of Cooking.

Pecan Angel Slices (Walnuts or almonds work well, also.)

Cream together until well-blended:  ½ cup butter and ¼ cup sugar

Beat in well: 1 egg and ½ teasp vanilla

Combine and add to the above: 1 ¼ cup sifted flour and 1/8 teasp salt

Pat dough evenly into a greased 9×12 inch pan and bake at 350° for fifteen minutes. Remove from oven.

Combine: 2 beaten eggs, 1 ½ cup brown sugar, ½ cup flaked cocoanut, 1 cup chopped pecans, 2 Tbsp.  flour, ½ teasp double acting baking powder, ½ teasp salt and 1 teasp vanilla.

Pour over cookie layer and return to oven for 25 minutes

Combine 1 ½ cup sifted confectioner’s sugar with sufficient lemon juice to make a smooth, runny glaze. Pour over warm cookie/pecan/coconut layer and allow to set. When cool, cut into bars or squares.

And that’s our Christmas plan for this year. Other than getting the print version of West Towards the Sunset available by next week – that’s about it for the season.

 

15. December 2024 · Comments Off on It’s ALIVE! · Categories: Random Book and Media Musings

On Amazon kindle, available for pre-order! West Toward the Sunset

It’s aimed at the teen and tween audience, and perhaps might be the first of a series, following the Kettering family and their friends. The print version will be available around Christmas, in a week and a bit. Cover courtesy of Cover Girls, who did my last two book covers. I love that the boy Jon looks just like my little brother did, when he was a kidlet.

(An adventure in the past, with Letty, Stephen and their childhood friends, during the 1930s. I may continue writing about Luna City in the past, when I finish the 12th chronicle. It’s a place very dear to me, but several present-day story arcs are coming to a natural conclusion.)

From – The Secret Life of Brownies

Letty McAllister was just eleven years old and her older brother Douglas was thirteen, in summer of the year that the brownies appeared in Luna City; 1932. That was the third year of the great Depression, although Letty and Douglas and their friend, Stephen Wyler were barely aware of that. Something to do with a stock market crashing Letty gathered from overhearing adults talk it over, with somber faces and worried voices.

“I think it means the Fat Stock Show,” Stephen Wyler assured them, late in 1929 when Letty and Douglas consulted with their friend. He was the son of a rancher, and fairly familiar with matters to do with cattle and other beasts of the Wyler Ranch.

“Are you certain?” Douglas asked, not entirely convinced. The adults seemed to have been most particularly worried. “I don’t believe there are cattle in New York City.”

“Perhaps it was some other kind of stock,” Stephen conceded.

As it turned out, the depression had nothing at all to do with the San Antonio Fat Stock Show. What it meant to Luna City was that lean times came in, hung up coat and hat and decided to sit for a long spell. It meant that local small ranchers and farmers went bust, losing home and properties to foreclosure by the bank, and then a cascade of failing banks and small businesses shutting up for good.  All that, and for Luna City it also meant an increase of bums and hobos drifting through, looking for work or just a free meal. Since no one had any money to spare to hire farm hands, the hoboes mostly drifted on, although there were some who were agreeable to doing chores by the day in exchange for a few meals and a place under a roof to sleep.

The McAllister siblings and Stephen Wyler, together with a handful of friends from school, had built themselves a clubhouse with odd planks and tree branches brought down by winter floods. They settled on a sheltered declivity in the riverbank not far from the burnt-out ruins of an old mansion on a hill commanding a view of the river, and the washhouse and bathrooms for a tourist camp which had never really gotten off the ground. The owners of the derelict tourist camp had long given up on the property, even before the stock market crash, and left the cabins and the paved space to molder away, baked in the harsh Texas summer sunshine, and blasted by winter winds, perhaps proving that even in good times, the tourist camp wouldn’t have made a go of it. Nothing had lived anywhere near the owl-haunted ruins of the old mansion for decades, although there was a shed, leaning perilously to one side, and an icehouse with thick and insulated walls built into a sloping hillside not far from a pile of burnt timbers and brick, tangled over with mats of wild morning glory vines. Stephen, Douglas, their tag-along acolyte Artie Vaughn, and Letty’s friend, Retta Livingston sometimes dared aspirants to membership in their private club to brave the spiders and other critters who inhabited the ruins of the roofless bathhouse and the icehouse as a condition of membership. The old icehouse was a dank cave, hidden among the brush; so far, no one had accepted the dare.

It was Retta, who lived with her family on a small farm on the outskirts of Luna City, who first mentioned the brownies. Retta and Letty were in the same Girl Scout troop, a troop led by Mrs. Rowbottom, who was the wife of the Reverent Calvin Rowbottom, the minister of the Methodist church in Luna City.

“Mrs. Allison says that she is being visited at night by helpful brownies,” Retta commented one afternoon, when they had gathered at the clubhouse to share out a little bag of penny candy that Stephen Wyler had brought with his allowance money. “Like the story that Mrs. Rowbottom told us about brownies coming in at night to do chores for people who leave them a bowl of milk or something.”

“Who’s Mrs. Allison, when she’s at home?” Stephen asked, flippantly. “And how can she tell?”

Retta regarded Stephen with an impatient expression. “Mrs. Allison lives across the small pasture from us – on the edge of town. Her husband finally got a job helping to build that big ol’ Hoover dam in Arizona and such. They have a little boy – Samuel, but he caught polio this summer and it took him really bad. The doctors said to keep him in in the hospital in Karnesville, he was that bad sick. He even got put in that iron lung machine for a week! They were afraid that he might die of the polio, or be paralyzed for life. Mrs. Allison, she tries to keep real cheerful about his condition, but she told my ma that he might never be able to walk again. Mrs. Allison, she goes to Karnesville purt’ near every day on the bus, so that she can see to Samuel in the hospital. He’s only six years old – the same age as my little brother.”

“What about the brownie visiting?” Letty was fascinated. The bus to Karnesville came by the McAllister house, and the Tip-Top Ice House and Gas around nine o’clock on weekday mornings, ten on Saturdays. (The bus didn’t run on Sundays.)

“It was right curious,” Retta answered. “Mrs. Allison went to Town Square to wait for the bus to come … as she didn’t want to miss it. It stops by Dunsmore’s grocery …”

“Only it isn’t Dunsmore’s grocery anymore,” Artie Vaughn added, rather unnecessarily.

“We know that!” Letty pointed out, “It’s just that the man who owns the grocery store ever since Mr. Dunsmore went to prison and had to sell up never has anyone working there who stays long enough for anyone to remember their names. They don’t stay in Luna City long enough to matter.”

“Well, anyway, there was a lot of people standing around, and Mrs. Allison said that she came away in such a rush that she had forgotten to let the chickens out, and to stack up the cord of firewood that was delivered. She talked about that and so much else … but when she came home after dark that evening … she saw that all the wood had been stacked ever so neatly, the chickens had been let out – and then put away again. There was a little note, left where the milkman had delivered two quarts of milk to the ice-box. One of the bottles was gone, but the note said ‘We took the milk, we needed it for the baby’ and just a little scrawled ‘B’ for a signature.”

“No one ever locks their doors around here,” Stephen remarked. “It could have been anyone, walking in.” He looked around at the ring of faces. They were gathered in the Club – a little ramshackle tipi of branches and odd planks brought down by previous winter’s floods leaned up against a mostly-dead cottonwood tree. Stephen, the McAllisters and their other friends had built it for a secret clubhouse, in an out-of-the-way bend in the river, below Luna City. “Maybe Mrs. Allison out to start locking her doors when she goes to spend all day, every day at the hospital. There are a lot of scurvy rogues on the tramp, you know. Just to be on the safe side.” Stephen had picked up the phrase “scurvy rogues” from an adventure book about pirates on the Spanish Main and used it at every opportunity.

“Well, she does at night,” Retta allowed. “Being that she is all alone in the house, and her husband is away…”

“She ought to have a dog,” Artie Vaughn said. “Dogs are the best guardian. Like Rin-Tin-Tin…”

“Yes, but a dog would chase her chickens, less’n she kept an eye on it,” Retta replied. “And anyway … maybe a dog would chase away the brownies. And then they wouldn’t ever come back.”

“Did they?” Letty was fascinated – it all seemed as if a fairy story was coming to life – and in Luna City! “Come back again to Mrs. Allison?”

“They did!” Retta replied, triumphantly. “She thought at first that one of her neighbors was playing a little game with her, so she left a note on the stoop under the empty milk bottles. She thanked the Brownies for stacking the wood and looking after the chickens, and asked if  they would dust the parlor and hanging out the wet washing for her, as she wouldn’t have time to do it in the morning before she went to Karnesville … and when she came home, the laundry was all dry and folded up neatly, and the parlor was as clean as a whistle!”

“Was it a neighbor, funning with her?” Artie was deeply impressed.

“She doesn’t think so,” Retta answered. “And she says now that she wouldn’t do anything to frighten them or chase them away. The Brownies have been such a help when she is so worried about little Sammy, it doesn’t matter to her who they are or where they came from. She leaves a note for them about the chores that need doing while she is away, and a bottle of milk, every morning. She also leaves them bread, cookies, and other things to eat. And every evening when she comes home, the chores are done, and the milk and food she left for the Brownies is gone.”

“That sounds like a miracle,” Letty ventured, and Retta nodded.

“It’s someone doing a good deed, without wanting any credit for it,” Douglas agreed. He was older than the other children by two years, thoughtful and intelligent. He was their natural leader, because he could see and understand aspects and matters of the larger world, matters that the others frequently found baffling. “But look, guys… (and Douglas used that generic denominator to the Club, although two of them were girls.) … do your brownies in the stories have babies among them? They said in that first note – they needed milk for a baby.”

Letty shook her head. “Mrs. Rowbottom never said anything about baby brownies.”

“I don’t think they do have babies,” Letty replied, after a long pause. “They are just sort of helpful spirits.”

“Look, guys,” Douglas continued. “I can believe in being helpful. Neigborly. I can believe that someone is helping Mrs. Allison, but I don’t believe in helpful spirits – brownies, elves, Santa Claus or any other fancy. That’s not logical in the real world.”