(An asterisk marks those who are deceased)
Richard Astor-Hall (Ricardo to his friends in Luna City, Rich Hall in his previous life) | A former celebrity chef, who through a chain of circumstances, finished up in Luna City, managing the Luna City Café and doing the occasional catering event. |
Martin Abernathy | Widower, father of Jess, mayor of Luna City, hereditary owner of Abernathy Hardware. |
Jessica “Jess” Abernathy Vaughn | Daughter of Martin, qualified CPA, Air Force Reservist, champion barrel-racer, newly-married to Joe Vaughn. |
Benny Cordova | The devious and ninja-skilled general manager of Mills Farm. |
Samantha “Sammi Colquohon | Sometime actress, media personality, and ex-girlfriend of Richard. |
Lucien “Lew” Dubois | Director of Marketing for the corporation which owns Mills Farm. |
James Wyler “J.W.” Ellis* | Grandson of Doc Stephen Wyler, once boyfriend to Jess Abernathy, best friend of Chris Mayall. |
Dwight David “Music Man” Garrett | Coach of the Mighty Fighting Moths, and band music master, native of Kingsville, and widower. |
Alberto “Berto” Gonzales | Student and part-time limo driver, younger brother of Araceli Gonzalez, friend of Richard, and grandson of Abuelita Adeliza Gonzalez. |
Sylvester Gonzales | Gaming geek, computer nerd, USMC veteran. |
Roman Gonzales | Construction contractor. |
Roman “Romeo” Gonzales | Cousin of Berto and Araceli, former oilfield worker, currently top male model, married to Susannah Wyatt, no longer an unwitting focus for strange and unearthly energies. |
Adeliza “Abuelita” Gonzalez | The revered and feared matriarch of the Gonzales/Gonzalez clan, dedicated Food Channel watcher, and Richard’s biggest fan. |
Araceli Gonzales-Gonzalez | Older sister of Berto, married to Patrico, mother of Angelika and Mateo, manager, assistant cook, head waitress at the Luna Café & Coffee. |
Patrico “Pat” Gonzalez | Husband to Araceli, drives a tanker truck for an oil company in the Eagle Ford Shale Oil Field. |
Hernando “Nando” Gonzalez* | Korean War fighter ace, local hero, for whom the high school gymnasium is named. |
Judith “Judy” Stillwell Grant | With her husband Sefton, the owner of the Age of Aquarius Campground and Goat Farm, the last two holdouts of a 1960s commune. |
Sefton Grant | Husband of Judy, landlord of Richard. |
Brianna “Bree” Grant | Youngest grandchild of Judy and Sefton, willful and intelligent, former apprentice at the Café. |
Katherine “Kate” Heisel | Gonzales cousin, reporter for the Karnesville Weekly Beacon, significant other to Richard. |
David Chung MacNamara | Personal assistant to Collin Wyler, master of the financial universe |
Lucas “Luc” Massie | New chef at the Café, drummer in a local band known as OPM. |
Christopher “Chris” Mayall | Manager, Tip-Top Icehouse, Gas & Grocery, bartender at the VFW, disabled Navy veteran, volunteer medic for the Luna City VFD, best friend of J.W. Ellis, and friend of Richard. |
Allen Lee Mayne | Former pro football player, Food Network star, host of roving restaurant show A La Carte With Quartermayne. |
Leticia “Miss Letty” McAllister | Oldest person in Luna City by four months, WWII Red Cross service, kindergarten teacher, friend to Chris Mayall. |
Douglas McAllister, Phd * | Miss Letty’s older brother, professor of history, and author of The History of Luna City. |
Phillip Noel-Barrett | Actor, media personality and long-time romantic rival and frenemy of Richard. |
Ozymandias-King-of-Kings “Ozzie” | Richard’s one-eyed cat, mascot for his cooking-for-kids blog “Captain Kitten’s Kitchen.” |
Xavier Gunnison Penn | Unsuccessful international treasure hunter. |
Andrew Pryor | Oilfield geologist, headquartered in Karnesville, but runs small family meat processing and BBQ restaurant on weekends. |
Patricia Wyler Pryor | Granddaughter of Dr. Stephen Wyler and Miss Alice, wife of Andrew Pryor, active in the Luna City Players. |
Georg Stein | Native of Germany, a retired corporate lawyer, passionate reenactor, owner of Stein’s Wild West Round-up, married to Annise. |
Annise Stein | Co-owner of Stein’s Wild West Round-up. |
Joseph “Joe” Vaughn | Army veteran, local football hero, chief of the Luna City Police Department, married to Jess Abernathy. |
Harry Vaughn | Great-uncle of Joe Vaughn, retired federal marshal, and former police chief in a small town in Alaska. |
Clovis Walcott, (Colonel, USAR/Ret.) | Retired US Army Reservist, currently consulting engineer, keen reenactor. |
Sook “Isabel” Walcott | Wife of Clovis, socially ambitious, and the tiger-mother from Hell. |
Jeremy “Jerry” Walcott | Oldest child of Clovis and Sook, a student nurse and family care-giver. |
Robbie Walcott | Younger son of Clovis and Sook, bright and wildly curious, part-time cook at the Café. |
Belle Walcott | Daughter of Clovis and Sook, former first trumpet in Moth Marching band, student at the Julliard School of Music. |
Susannah Wyatt-Gonzales | Former regional manager, at VPI, sexually stalked Richard, got over it and married Romeo Gonzales. |
Collin Wyler | Son of Doc Wyler and Miz Alice, father of Patricia, international financier, serial husband, and treasure-hunting enthusiast. |
Stephen “Doc” Wyler | Owner of the Wyler Exotic Game Ranch, a qualified veterinarian, part owner of the Café and second-oldest resident. Father of Collin, grandfather of Patricia Pryor and J.W. Ellis. |
Marigold Amy Yasbeck | A student, and semi-girlfriend of Berto, formerly known as the child actress Amy Butler. |
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