04. August 2015 · Comments Off on Sunset & Steel Rails – Another Half-Chapter · Categories: Chapters From the Latest Book

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(Oh, yes – I’m just a writing fool this week – herewith another half a chapter of Sunset and Steel Rails – where Sophia Brewer Teague’s past catches up to her, through a most unexpected visitor)

Chapter 17 – The Man from Pinkerton

            The following Sunday morning, Sophia folded up one of her older shirtwaists into the largest of her reticules, and went to meet Mr. Steinmetz for the walk to church. It was almost the end of summer, and Miss Kitten had advanced in domesticated friendliness to the point where she would actually eat from the saucer, a mere ten inches from Mr. Steinmetz’s booted feet, and only look up for a single wary moment when Sophia opened the door.

“She is nearly tame,” Sophia remarked. She would rather feel the absence of Miss Kitten – tiny, and smoke-grey, but now so nearly domesticated that she could endure the brief touch of a human hand, scratching behind her delicate grey and pink-silk ears. “When are you going to take her to your house?”

“As soon as the roof is done, and the doors and windows installed,” Mr. Steinmetz stood, offering Sophia his elbow. “Next week, I shall begin the task of accustoming her to the basket. “Once the carpenters are done, and the place is quiet … I would not want her to be frightened by noise and run away. The coyotes are dreadful bold – I believe they would take a poor little cat in broad daylight.”

“Wait until your furniture is delivered,” Sophia advised. “For that will be another great festival of noise and disruption.”

“Excellent suggestion, Miss Teague.” Mr. Steinmetz patted her hand, where it lay in the crook of his elbow. “Now – are you ready for a riding lesson, this afternoon?”

“I believe so,” Sophia replied. She must have sounded apprehensive, for Mr. Steinmetz chuckled. “Don’t worry – I have brought the gentlest and most well-mannered of our ponies for your first lesson.”

“I fear that I may be too old to really learn a new skill,” Sophia worried, and Mr. Steinmetz chuckled again. “No – I did not learn properly until I was – oh, the age of eleven or twelve, but I was hardly out of the saddle from that time on. I am not half the teacher that my brother-in-law was, but I won’t be trying to teach you some of the trick-riding stunts that he did! It’s merely practice, to accustom you to the saddle, Miss Teague – that’s all.”

 

To her vague surprise – no, it was neither particularly difficult nor especially frightening, when she came down from having changed her dress in Lottie’s guest bedroom for her old shirtwaist and the split riding skirt which Lottie provided as she said she would. Mr. Steinmetz led the pony from the stable behind the Thurmond’s house, already saddled and bridled – as he had promised, a gentle and well-mannered beast. In the absence of a mounting block, Mr. Steinmetz made a stirrup-step of his hands and boosted her up into the saddle – where she felt faintly dizzy at first, sitting so far above the ground, tiny movements of the horse shifting underneath her reminding at every moment that she was sitting on the back of a live creature. Mr. Steinmetz then set each of her feet properly into the stirrups, and showed her how to hold the reins in her left hand and at the proper length, while Frank and Lottie Thurmond watched, hovering like protective parents over a much-loved child.

“Hold your hand palm-up,” Mr. Steinmetz instructed her. “One rein on either side of your first finger … that’s it. Now, close your fist. This little girl is neck-trained in the western fashion – so if you would have her go to the right, touch the rein against the left side of her neck. If you would have her go left – touch the rein to the right side of her neck. To have her stop, pull back evenly … gently now!” he added as Sophia attempted to follow his instructions. “Like that – and she will back up! No – just a gentle pull on the bit as she is moving.”

“How do I make her move?” Sophia asked; this was going to be a flat failure – riding a horse! And then she remembered that very first day in the Newton Harvey House. No, after that, she could do anything. Everyone rode horses in the west! Indians rode horses, boys who couldn’t spell their names rode horses, men rode horses everywhere and all over the country! No, now that she had already attempted it – perhaps it would come to her easily. She was one of these New Women.

“You nudge her ribs with your heels,” Mr. Steinmetz answered, “But be careful in this, for the more emphatically you do so, the faster she will go. If you would like, I will take her on a leading-rein until you become used to the balance and feel.”

“No – I shall start as I mean to go on,” Sophia replied, the example and memory of Great Aunt Minnie telling her about the feelings she had, before her first Abolitionist lecture; a mere woman, speaking in public – no, if Minnie had the nerve for that, than her niece must also for the relatively simpler challenge of riding a horse astride. She tentatively nudged the small and gentle cow-pony with her heels, and to her secret relief, the pony stepped forward.

“Good!” Mr. Steinmetz exclaimed, and with a small feeling of relieved triumph, Sophia directed the obedient pony to walk around, and around the Thurmond’s stable-yard.

“May I ride out with her to our lovely spring?” Sophia asked, feeling as if she glowed like an electric lantern from that small success.

“Yes, of course,” Mr. Steinmetz replied. “But as soon as you feel the slightest ache – ride in the buggy. You will feel the unaccustomed position and exercise … probably in the next few hours, rather than right away, but it will be painful.”

“I don’t care,” Sophia was enjoying this too much. She and Mr. Steinmetz rode ahead of the buggy, almost elbow to elbow. As always, she relished the short journey itself, the angular and jagged aspect of the mountains, the breeze in her face … and in some small way, the mastery of her previous apprehension.

“You have a natural seat,” Mr. Steinmetz observed, approvingly. “Do you feel up to a short canter? That’s a smooth enough gait for a beginner.”

“I do!” Sophia exclaimed. She nudged the pony’s flanks. To her exhilaration, the pony leaped forward – and it was like a bird flying on the edge of the wind, soaring and wheeling effortlessly. Mr. Steinmetz was at her side in a moment, looking between them, and laughing like a boy.

“What do you think?” He called, and Sophia answered, gasping,

“It’s marvelous – I feel like I could go on like this forever!”

They came up on the turn in the track which led to the spring, and slowed the horses to a walk again, Mr. Steinmetz still laughing.

“You don’t want to push too hard on the first day, Miss Teague – for you will feel it in the morning for certain.”

“I might at that,” Sophia admitted, flushed pink with the excitement of the brief canter, and her hair beginning to slide from it’s pins. “But I’m having so much fun now, that I don’t really care.”

“That’s the spirit!” He replied – and though he was correct, and Sophia did begin to feel the effects of unaccustomed exercise almost at once – no, she really didn’t care.

 * * *

“Miss T., There’s a man asking for you by name,” Elsie Watkins said, breathlessly. “And he didn’t say why; just that it was urgent that he speak to you. Life and death, he said.” The mid-morning train had just pulled out, leaving relative silence behind, a swift-dissipating streak of grey coal-smoke from the smokestack and the usual disorder in the dining room – a disorder being banished even as Elsie spoke. It was several weeks after Sophia’s first riding lesson, and the first cool weather of autumn had come on Deming.

“You have a smudge on your apron, Elsie,” Sophia reproved her, her eye sweeping the abandoned dining room. She couldn’t imagine who Elsie could mean. The room was empty of customers, even if only for the moment. “As soon as you have the last table cleared, go and change it at once. I don’t see anyone …”

“He’s in the office,” Elsie looked down, abashed. “Not in the parlor. He said it were a private matter an’ made me promise to be discreet. Oh, Miss T., there ain’t been trouble at home for one o’ the girls!”

“No – he would have asked for Mr. Loftus, as manager and he would have sent for me,” Sophia answered. Her heart seemed to skip a beat. Life and death – what could that mean, unless this man was being melodramatic. “Since he has asked for me, it must be a personal matter.”

“Oh, Miss T.,” Elsie’s eyes rounded. “Is there trouble at your home, maybe?”

“I don’t see how there could be,” Sophia answered with a brisk assurance which she barely felt herself. “I am an orphan, and with no close kin living. Did this man give you a name? Is he from Boston? Perhaps he was a friend of my family.”

“A Mr. Siringo,” Elsie replied. “He doesn’t sound like a Yankee at all; not like you, Miss. T. I would say he’s a Southerner, a Texan, perhaps.”

“I’d best not keep him waiting,” Sophia patted her hair. “I hope he does not have lengthy business. We have only an hour until the next train.”

The man waiting for her in Mr. Loftus’s office turned, as she opened the door. He had been looking out of the window, his gaze fixed on the endless sweep of desert beyond the station platform, and the mountains blue-violet in the distance, a ragged edge like torn blotting-paper against the sky.

“Mr. Siringo – Elsie said that you had a matter of importance to discuss with me,” Sophia closed the door behind her and the man turned around, seeing her for the first time. He reminded her of Fred Steinmetz at first glance; a wiry fellow, of about middle age, with regular, even refined features, adorned with a drooping mustache going quite grey. “I pray that you will be brief since we are always quite busy, as you might see.”

Mr. Siringo swept of his hat – a plain city bowler – and inclined his head most politely towards Sophia. She had long become accustomed to sizing up customers. She would have guessed that he was a gentleman of sorts; well but not flashily dressed. A lawyer, perhaps; discreet, professional, soft-spoken.

“I am pleased to make your acquaintance at last, Miss Brewer,” he answered. Sophia felt as if everything around her had shattered into splinters. She blinked, certain that nothing in her expression revealed anything but polite bafflement.

“I beg your pardon, Mr. Siringo – I was told you wished to speak to Miss Teague. I am Miss Teague. If this is some kind of joke, I am not amused by it.”

Under the mustache, Mr. Siringo smiled; a kindly and fatherly smile. “I am certain you are not, Miss Brewer. You went to a great deal of trouble to hide yourself these last few years. I’m an agent for Pinkerton, working for a private client. I’m not blaming you in the least for your actions, although they have put me to a lot of work! Eight months it’s been,” Mr. Siringo added, feelingly.

“I can’t think why anyone would be looking for me,” Sophia held tightly to her composure. A Pinkerton! A private detective – what reason could someone have to go to all that trouble and expense, after all this time? Great Aunt Minnie was dead, Richard also dead by his own hand, if that newspaper account of the fire in the Beacon Street mansion was any thing to go by. “There’s no law that I have broken, other than going by another name. Explain your business, Mr. Siringo – who is this client?”

“Your nephew, Richard Eaton Brewer,” Mr. Siringo answered, very earnestly. “Should we go for a stroll along the platform outside, Miss Brewer? We can talk without being overheard.” He offered her his arm, and Sophie accepted it in silence, although she realized as soon as they were outside that her silence implied assent. She looked out at the desert – so familiar to her now. Boston, Beacon Hill, Aunt Minnie; it had all happened far away and long ago and to a person that she had once been, but was now longer.

They walked the length of the empty platform, out beyond earshot of anyone else.

“Richie … he was only nine, then.” She remarked presently. “I’m surprised that he remembers me at all.”

“He does,” Mr. Siringo assured her. “And with great fondness, if I am any judge. There were things which he overheard as a boy which disturbed him, although he did not realize the full import until much, much later. He’s a fine young man – he came into some small inheritances and decided to use them to try and clear his father’s name.”

“Clear his name of what?” Sophia demanded. Those memories of her last weeks in Boston curdled her blood and haunted nights when she was especially tired and distressed.

“Of a suspicion of murder,” Mr. Siringo explained. “There was talk in Boston at the time; quiet talk, as most thought well of your brother and sympathized over his misfortunes – but some began to think that it was altogether too convenient that you would do away with yourself in a fit of insanity and leave him in charge of an inheritance which would have been yours. Miss Minerva Vining said so, and others took note of suspicious coincidences. Your brother developed an unsavory reputation. He had a taste for …” Mr. Siringo seemed embarrassed. “…Women of the lower sort; administering savage beatings, as part of his customary congress. One woman died of it, but the prosecution went nowhere. The influence of powerful friend, you see.”

“I see,” Sophia nodded. “That never got into the Boston newspaper – although the New York scandal sheets hinted at it. I never came forward, after his death. I … I am content in my life. I wished to continue unmolested by the interest of the vulgar press. I also feared Richie’s guardian; I had the tenor of my brother’s most trusted friends, Mr. Siringo. I was certain Richie’s guardian would be of the same ilk.”

“You had nothing to fear,” Mr. Siringo answered. “His guardian is the headmaster of his school … as disinterested and charitable a gentleman as could be found anywhere. The only thing which spared your brother from charges of having murdered you was that there was no body to be found. Only your bonnet and mantle, pulled from the water’s edge.”

“I see,” Sophia nodded. “When I desperately needed help, the Teagues were the only ones who gave it to me. Declan threw my bonnet and mantle into the Charles, to set a false trail.”

“Agnes, who worked as a maid and Declan who did odd jobs?” Mr. Siringo nodded. “No one recollected their surname, and it took months for me to find them. I had reason to think you were alive, but had no notion of where you had gone. All I knew was a third-hand report, that a trusty man saw you onto the early morning train to Albany.”

“The Teagues lived in rooms in Old North Town, upstairs from a pawnbroker named Mendelson,” Sophia began, “They should have been easy enough to find!”

Mr. Siringo nodded, patiently. “Yes – but old Teague’s mind began to wander, and he was living with his daughter Mrs. Elton and her family in Cambridge. His two sons followed the silver boom to Colorado; it was the work of many months to ascertain their whereabouts, and persuade them to speak with me.” Mr. Siringo cleared his throat, an expression of mild reproach on his countenance. “Young Mr. Brewer at first feared that you were dead. One of those alarming incidents that he witnessed was his mother, angry at his father, saying that he was putting ‘too much’ into that tonic you were told to take. ‘You’ll kill her!’ was what his mother kept saying; she was frightened and his father was angry. He was frightened, too, believing that his father was poisoning you and there was nothing he could do, because he was only a child and no one would believe him.”

“Richard was poisoning me,” Sophia felt very tired. “With syrup of opium. We had it in the house for my mother, when she was dying of a growth in her chest. Richard secretly fed it to me in a tonic prescribed by the doctor, either to make me an addict, or to make me sick. It doesn’t matter at this point, Mr. Siringo. When did Richie come to believe he could clear his father’s name?”

“After a conversation with Mrs. Leticia Phelps; they met by chance at the sea-side and renewed old acquaintance.”

“Phelpsie? Great-aunt Minnie’s companion? I hope that she is well.” Sophia had not considered Phelpsie in years, and felt remorseful on that account.

“She is,” and Mr. Siringo had one of those mild smiles, half-concealed under his mustache again. “I can provide you with her current address, in Newport. She lives in retirement, sharing a cottage with another older lady. At first, Mrs. Phelps intended to reassure young Mr. Brewer that you had not been murdered. When I came to interview her at the beginning of this case, I asked how she could be so very certain, as she had never laid eyes on you since the night you came to Miss Vinings’ house and then went away almost at once. Miss Phelps replied that she only had Miss Vining’s word for it. ‘But,’ she told me, ‘Their serving man assured Miss Minnie that he saw Sophia onto the Third Class coach, early the following morning, and he is a trustworthy man!’ So, of course, I had to search out any of your old servants … I believe I talked to every cook and housekeeper for every old family in Back Bay, until I found one who remembered them well, through having gone to the same parish church.”

“They were so kind.” Sophia mused. “And my brother could have done so much harm to them, if he ever suspected anything. We agreed that for safety of all, it would be best never to write, or seek them out, once I got away. But they were in my prayers, always. You have told me that you found Old Tim and Siobhan – what of Agnes and Declan?”

“Agnes Teague is in a cloistered order of nuns,” Mr. Siringo answered, very readily. “I was not able to speak with her directly. In a written communication, she said only that she would pray for the repose of your soul … leaving it a matter of conjecture if she believed your soul was located in this world or in the next. She was remarkably cagy on that score. I believe she would have endured the worst tortures devised by the Inquisition without betraying you by a single word. Considering her profession, she would have considered that an honorable martyrdom.”

Sophia laughed a little, with the fondness of memory. “She would be glad to hear of your good opinion. She was the first to suspect what was going on, with the tonic and the opium syrup. What of Declan and Seamus?”

“Declan Teague,” Mr. Siringo coughed and cleared his throat. “This is the slightly embarrassing part. He is a Pinkerton agent, now. The wooden foot hampers him but little – he cannot do undercover work very often, of course. His specialty is railway work … organized robbery gangs, targeting the railways. He found your ring in a secondary market in Kansas City, once I had distributed the word about it, and copies of the design. It’s been passed around to a number of owners since you sold it there, Miss Brewer – It’s a memorable piece of jewelry, and much sought after.”

“How did you come to find it?” Now Sophia was astounded. Mr. Siringo extended his elbow and they went at a decorous pace, down the length of the platform.

03. August 2015 · Comments Off on Tales of Luna City – Mid Morning at the Age of Aquarius · Categories: Chapters From the Latest Book, Luna City

Final Cover with LetteringOn Saturday morning, Berto Gonzales slept in, knowing that he should have the town car back to Elmendorf to Uncle Tony’s place by mid-day. He came yawning from the tiny back bedroom at his father’s place, drawn by the smell of bacon frying, coffee brewing, and the sound of the cable Univision channel on rather loudly. His grandmother, Adeliza Gonzales, had never learned English and was slightly deaf besides – but in spite of that and being relatively homebound at the age of 89, Adeliza Gonzales didn’t miss much, even though the only English-language programs she ever watched were on the Food Network. Berto’s father had bought a wide-screen television specifically to put in the kitchen so that Abuela Adeliza could watch her cooking shows in the comfort of the room that she loved the best.

“Morning, Abuela,” Berto said, and then repeated himself slightly louder. Abuela Adeliza’s attention was riveted to the television screen, where an excited announcer was yammering on about … Berto wasn’t sure. It looked shaky cameraphone footage of a naked man with something metallic on his head, running down the street in a foreign city – a brief clip, then to steadier footage of an important-looking storefront building, with a large number of ambulances parked in front, flashing lights everywhere. Abuela Adeliza shook her head in dismay.
“Poor, poor fellow!” She exclaimed. “Such a shame … he had such a fine future before him … ‘morning, Berto; did you sleep well, then?”
“Always,” Berto dropped a brief kiss on the top of Abuela Adeliza’s head. “Abuelita … may I have some migos and bacon? No one cooks migos like you do,” he added with calculation. Just as expected, Abela Adeliza rose from her rocking chair. The bacon was already cooked; a bowl of fresh-gathered eggs sat on the counter by the stove

“Of course, Berto,” she replied, but Berto’s attention was suddenly riveted by the television, all hunger forgotten. On the screen appeared a series of pictures – some of them intended for maximum dangerous glamor – of a youngish and rather handsome man in his thirties in a series of poses, alone or with others. In most of them, his head was covered by black and red plaid handkerchief tied do-rag fashion; his lower face adorned by carefully cultivated designer stubble; he held a knife, a cooking fork or a mixing bowl and whisk, standing in front of a truly ferocious stainless steel restaurant stove. The handkerchief seemed oddly familiar to Berto … and come to think of it, so did the young man’s features.
“Abuelita – who is he? That man – do you know him?”
“Why, of course I do, Berto – it’s Rich Hall – they call him the Bad Boy Chef. He was coming up in the world, on television cooking shows so often… I thought he looked so much like your Abuelo Jesus when he was young – so dashing and handsome, so I always watched when he was on.”
“Well, damn,” Berto exclaimed, “so he was a celebrity, after all! That’s the guy I picked up at Stinson last night. I practically don’t recognize him when he isn’t barfing or dead to the world.”
“Oh, Berto!” Abuela Adeliza dropped the fork she had been scrambling eggs with. “Are you certain? But you must call Chief Vaughn at once, and tell him! Everyone is searching for him, pobrecito! He has disappeared!”

“No, he hasn’t, Abuelita – I dropped him off at Hippie Hollow!”
Abuela Adeliza assumed her sternest expression, commanding, “Berto – you will obey! You will call the police, at once.”
“Why?” Berto was no longer eight years old, even if Abuela Adeliza still seemed to think so, sometimes. Abuela Adeliza told him. Before she was even finished, Berto had picked up the phone and dialed Joe Vaughn’s office.

“I swear to God, Jess,” Dr. Stephen Wyler examined the sludge at the bottom of his coffee mug, “if things don’t get better around here, I might as well stay home and poison myself with my own coffee.”
“No, you old poop, you have too much fun, carrying on complaining,” Jess Abernathy replied, with a notable lack of sympathy.
“I’ll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head, young woman,” Dr. Wyler replied, and Jess grinned at him. They were actually quite good friends, despite a distance of sixty years of age between them, Jess being a qualified CPA and Dr. Wyler one of her clients. As he was materially the wealthiest among them, Jess spent a good many hours untangling and keeping his complicated finances more or less in apple-pie order. There wasn’t much Jess didn’t know about Dr. Wyler. If no man was a hero to his valet, he most certainly isn’t to his CPA. Jess regarded him very much as a kind of honorary uncle, aside from the professional considerations.

“We might advertise for a replacement cook,” she suggested. “The Bee-Picayune has rather reasonable rates. I’ll call and see if they have room in next weeks’ classifieds.”
“That’s how I got whats-his-name,” Dr. Wyler scowled. “And he left without notice as soon as he got a better offer from those bastards at Mills Farm … damn, is that your phone?”
“No, it’s yours,” Jess replied. She and Dr. Wyler were sitting at one of the outside tables at the Luna Café and Coffee, enjoying the relative coolness of the morning, if not the currently dismal state of the Café’s menu selections.
“Damn fool invention …” Dr. Wyler unsnapped the catches of the ageing leather medical bag that accompanied him everywhere. He fished out the insistently buzzing cellphone from its depths and regarded it with mystification.

“Finger on the circle and slide over,” Jess hinted broadly.
“I knew that … Hello? Wyler here, what’s your major malfunction?… oh, hullo, Sefton.” Jess listened to the faint squawking emanating from Dr. Wyler’s phone. At last, he broke the connection. “Sorry, my dear – duty calls. Azúcar has developed a cyst on his neck which simply defies all of Judy’s home remedies.” Azúcar was the Grant’s pet snow-white llama, who because he had been bottle-fed since shortly after birth, had grown up to be almost two hundred pounds of bossiness with regard to humans.
“I’ll come with you,” Jess hastily stuffed her notebook, and took out some change for a tip, for the long-suffering high school girls who were tending tables during the summer. At ninety-four, Dr. Wyler was as wiry and weathered as a lifetime of riding, working cattle, and tending large recalcitrant animals could have made him, but still … ninety-four, against a two-hundred pound llama. Jess would have never forgiven herself if Dr. Wyler came to harm. “Heads or tails?”
“Tails.”
Jess deftly flipped the largest coin, caught it in her palm and slapped it down on the table.
“Heads, I drive, Dr. Wyler.”

The Age of Aquarius Campground and Goat Farm was but a short distance away; it would have been little trouble for Jess to walk, but the day was already becoming warm, and mid-summers in South Texas are merciless to the elderly, no matter how hardened by a lifetime of work in it. Dr. Wyler’s late model extended-cab pickup truck with the custom design – the brand of the Lazy-W on the front doors – bumped down the unpaved ruts between the pasture where the Grants’ goat herd spent their days, and the smaller meadow scarred with regular tracks which – if you squinted and the light were somewhat dim – did somewhat resemble a campground. The only evidence of this for most of the year was the aged Airstream trailer with long-disintegrated tires parked at the top of the slope, under a fringe of trees farthest from the riverbank, as the solstice had been last month. The last of the mid-summer nudists had been gone for weeks and the campground reverted to its usual dilapidated appearance.

As Dr. Wyler’s truck came around the last bend, they both saw the single Luna City Police Department cruiser parked by the moldering Airstream, and Joe Vaughn – every crease of his crisp tan short-sleeved summer uniform as sharp as if it had just came from the cleaners not ten minutes ago – leaning against the fender, deep in conversation with Sefton and Judy. In marked contrast, the Grants were not crisp in their attire. In point of fact, neither of them were attired, although in deference to local sensibilities, both had donned simple hand-loomed loincloths. It has long been a truism, and one deeply appreciated by Luna-ites that in just about every case, those who proudly and defiantly forswear clothing really ought not to indulge themselves this way, as a matter of aesthetics. Judy’s long hair covered the top half of her body rather efficiently, and Sefton wore battered cowboy boots.
“What’s going on, Chief?” Dr. Wyler spoke first. Joe Vaughn tilted his white felt Stetson a little farther back on his head and nodded politely to Judy. Joe was tall, hawk-faced with a direct gaze – also like a hawk – and very, very fit. A military tattoo with the motto “Death from Above” just barely showed below the bottom of his shirt sleeve, which barely constrained the arm that it clothed. His muscles had muscles.

“Welfare check on a guest,” Joe replied. “Berto Gonzales called me up, first thing this morning, with a tale of how he brought out a fare last night from San Antonio – and he saw him on the TV this morning. Miz Adeliza told him some cock and bull about the fare being some TV celebrity chef that went ‘round the bend. Just as soon as I put the phone down, Miz Grant calls and tells me that their guest from last night is nowhere to be found. His clothes, his bag and wallet are all here …”
“And two empty bottles of Cristal,” Judy Grant put in, her pleasant round face the picture of worry. “I think he must have drunk it all… You don’t think he’s done away with himself, do you?”
“Overpriced gnat-pee,” Dr. Wyler put in, apropos of nothing in particular. “A man with real taste wouldn’t swill anything but Krug for a last drink.”
“Young Berto says his grandma told him this runaway chef is named Rich Hall,” Joe Vaughn answered. “But this joker’s Green Card and visa say that he is Richard Astor-Hall, and that he came in through New York two days ago. The paperwork says that he is a chef, though.”

“You don’t say,” Dr. Wyler’s expression brightened … but just then, the screaming started.

02. August 2015 · Comments Off on Luna City – The End of the Road · Categories: Chapters From the Latest Book, Luna City

(This is another book project for me – which came out of some speculation between my daughter and I; what would a town like Cecily, Alaska be — if it were a small town in an out of the way part of South Texas. In a very short time, we came up with a setting, a history, an enormous cast of sometimes quirky characters, and something of a plot to tie them all together.)

Final Cover with LetteringIt was Berto Gonzales who brought the Englishman to Luna City – the year that Berto was in his freshman year at Palo Alto on San Antonio’s south side, and driving a luxury town car at night for his uncle Tony. Uncle Tony Gonzales lived in Elmendorf, but ran his business based in San Antonio, and Berto was living with Uncle Tony’s family while he attended college. Berto was one of the bookish Gonzaleses, but had no objection to driving for Uncle Tony, who was both a third-cousin once removed, and married to Berto’s Aunt Lucy.

“You get to meet all kindsa people,” Uncle Tony was fond of expounding. “I drove Bryant Gumbel, once … and Spurs players? All the time; I got Tony Parkers’ autograph, even.”

On one particular summer evening around six PM, Berto got a call in the town car from Uncle Tony’s dispatch office. “Got a pick-up at Stinson – half an hour. It’s a special – he’ll be waiting for you out in front.”

“Cool,” said Berto. “Is it a celebrity? Where’s the pick-up to go?” Stinson was the old airport on the South Side, which served mostly corporate and private aircraft; a quieter, less frenetic place. And if the pick-up was someone famous, that would give him something to brag about on Monday morning. Dropping down to Mission Road was a snap compared to fighting heavy rush-hour traffic around San Antonio International on a Friday. Stinson was nearly out into the country on the edge of Espada Park.

“He’ll tell you when you get there,” the dispatcher replied.

 

Berto nearly gave up in dismay, when he pulled into one of the parking spaces in front of the brand-spanking new little terminal. There was no one out on the sidewalk who looked like a passenger – and there was already another town-car pulled in. After ten minutes there still wasn’t any sign of a pick-up. Out beyond the terminal building and row of hangars and warehouses which lined that side of Mission Road was the ramp and a pair of runways. The airport was separated from Mission Road by nothing more imposing than some chain-link fences hung with any number of threatening signs. Presently, a silver and blue Gulfstream dropped low on approach and touched down with a roar. It flashed past the terminal, came around at the end, and taxied up to the terminal, being lost to sight but not hearing. Berto opened the door and got out of the car, wilting briefly in the blast of heat after the coolness of the air-conditioned car. The driver of the other car was already out, standing in front of his car with a sign in his hand – “Wilson” written in block letters in felt-tip. The other driver acknowledged him with a brief nod.

“Busy day,” he commented and Berto sighed.

“Sooner here than SA International.”

“That’s for certain,” the other driver grunted. Another small jet dropped down from the blue sky – a Learjet with a t-tail and wings which turned sharply upwards at the very tips.

“Looks like my fare,” Berto observed. No, passenger pick-up at Stinson did not usually take long. The Lear rolled down the ramp with an ear-piercing shriek from its engines, and vanished behind the terminal. Three minutes, four minutes … a single person appeared from the glass doors leading out to the apron of paving, interspersed with raised beds and patches of grass which formed the forecourt. Berto watched his pick-up approach – a young man carrying a small overnight bag in one hand and a bottle in the other.

“Oh-oh,” the other driver remarked, with considerable sympathy, as the man seemed to pause, look in their direction and focus with an effort. “You got yourself a drunk, it looks like. Sooner you than me, hijito.”

“I hope he don’t barf on Uncle Tony’s upholstery, ‘cause he will kill me.” Berto watched his fare approach; a young man, with dark straight hair cut short, as if he were going out for football this season. His clothes were wrinkled, as if he had slept in them for a week. He staggered over to the bicycle rack set out by the flagpole and the handicapped parking. On his way, he dropped the bottle into the hedge. Then, clutching the bicycle rack for support, he began throwing up.

“Looks like he got that taken care of already,” the other driver remarked. He held up the “Wilson” sign as a knot of people appeared in the terminal doorway. “Good luck, hijito … you wanna couple of plastic bags? I got some in the trunk, just for this kind of thing.”

“Yeah, sure.” Berto’s fare made one last heave, straightened himself from the bicycle rack, and approached the two town cars, walking as carefully as if he were on eggshells.

“I say, chaps,” He spoke carefully, enunciating every word – oh, yes; English. He talked like some of those characters on those PBS programs that Aunt Lucy was so fond of. “I only needed the one car … I am, as you may observe, traveling very light.”

“If you aren’t Wilson, then he’s all yours.” The other driver jerked his thumb at Berto, adding in a low tone, “I’ll get you those items I mentioned.”

“Alas, I am not Wilson,” the fare admitted, sounding rather sad about that. “But rather – Richard Astor-Hall, or what remains of him. Have you heard of me?”

“I gotta say that I haven’t,” Berto replied, disappointed. He had so been hoping for a celebrity on this pick-up. Unexpectedly this seemed to cheer Mr. Astor-Hall. Berto opened the passenger door, and asked, “Where am I supposed to take you, Mr. Hall?”

Mr. Astor-Hall drew himself up to his full height and tossed his overnight bag into the front passenger seat. He fished into his pants pocket, drew out a roll of bills the size of which Berto had never seen before, not even at Uncle Jesus’ garage, where many of the old customers preferred paying in cash and pressed it into Berto’s hand.

“As far from here as that will take me,” he said grandly and passed out cold.

Berto caught him one-handed as he sagged, and directed Mr. Astor-Hall’s unconscious body into the back seat of the town car. The other driver shook his head, in sympathy, as he helped Berto tuck Mr. Astor-Hall’s legs in and close the door.

“Turn his head sideways, so he won’t choke on it if he’s sick again. What are you gonna do with him? That’s one heck of a roll, hijito – enough to take him a good long way.”

“Three – four hundred bucks,” Beto hastily counted out the fifties and twenties, then folded them away, deep in thought. Meanwhile, the other driver’s fare gathered around, busy with getting their expensive luggage stowed away. A Friday evening, an unlimited expense account – and Uncle Tony would understand.

“We’re going home to Luna,” Berto said out loud to his unconscious passenger, as he backed out of the parking place, and turned south, towards Presa Street, and the road towards Luna City. Mr. Astor-Hall snored comfortably in the back seat – if he had no particular place in mind, than Luna City would do as well as any.

At about the time Berto was coming up to Floresville a cellphone rang, rang insistently from deep inside Mr. Astor-Hall’s little bag. Berto let it go, let it ring several times, but whoever was calling didn’t want to give up. Finally, he pulled over into the Whattaburger parking lot and fished the phone out of the bag; a Blackberry – the ID of the caller said only “Morty.”

“Hello?” He said, tentatively into it. The voice on the other end – presumably Morty exclaimed, in a burst of impatient profanity;

“Oh, for f—ks sake, Rich – you finally pick up the damned phone. You gotta be in LA by now. Look, I’ve been leaving messages on your voicemail for hours … no, don’t talk, just listen, things are happening too damned fast. I’m trying to put the kibosh on the paparazzi, but you know how it is … a few dozen A-listers puking on the pavement in front of Carême on opening night no less … and you running stark-naked through the streets, with a colander on your head, screaming “I’m a little teapot short and stout” as you bang two pots together! That’s made the news on three continents, Rich – what the f—k were you thinking? Never mind, that’s why I get paid the big bucks to get ahead of PR disasters. I got you booked into that fancy place in Malibu for as long as it will take for you to deal with your personal demons – but I gotta have you promise you’ll stay there and keep your yap shut until I can get ahead of this thing. Damage control – it can be fixed, you can make a come-back, just let ol’ Morty work his magic. Don’t talk to anyone. Rich – are you listening to me?”

“Hello?” Berto said again, and Morty exploded.

“Who the f—k is this?”

“No one,” Berto said, and hung up the phone. It buzzed again almost at once. Berto turned the phone off, and carefully put it back into Mr. Astor-Hall’s bag. It was almost sundown, and he had another hour and a half on the road. Uncle Tony always said that you couldn’t and shouldn’t drive distracted.

 

 

30. July 2015 · Comments Off on Cover Mock-up for the New Project · Categories: Chapters From the Latest Book, Luna City

We came up with a whole cast of characters for the new book project – which will be more like a series of blog-posts or short stories about a semi-mythical little town in Texas: Luna City, whose football team is known as the “Fighting Moths” and eccentricity does not just run in the streets — it stampedes in them on a regular basis.

And I have a mock-up cover, to add to those posts about Luna City, which will appear on a regular basis.

Final Cover with Lettering

26. July 2015 · Comments Off on A Chapter of Sunset and Steel Rails – The Current W-I-P · Categories: Chapters From the Latest Book

Sunset and Steel Rails Mockup Cover Pics with titles (Been able to do some of my own writing, this weekend – Sunset and Steel Rails is proceeding apace; the tale of young Sophia Brewer — who has taken the surname of Teague and gone west as a Harvey Girl. Being a woman focused on her career, and still traumatized from what happened when her older brother gaslighted her, back in Boston … she does not realize that she is being quietly courted by Fredi Steinmetz – some forty years her senior and the owner of a nascent ranch near Deming, New Mexico, in the mid-1890s. She also does not realize at this point that she is connected to the Vinings of Austin. Because – her grandfather, Horace “Race” Vining – had two wives. Simultaneously. Not the done thing, in the 19th century.)

Frank Thurmond, at the reins of the buggy, followed Mr. Steinmetz’ horse, going up a narrow and dusty track which first crossed the arroyo and then re-crossed it so many times that Sophia lost track. A thin trickle of water ran from pool to pool somewhere in the center of a stretch of tumbled rock and gravel, as the narrow worn track mounted gradually into the foothills. The abrupt and jagged slopes of a brief mountain range frowned down upon them from above – hard blue shapes, as craggy as if chipped from slabs of glass.

Almost imperceptibly, their party had mounted up into the foothills – still gently rounded hills, hardly worth the name, but the horses were at some little effort to pull, and by this Sophia knew they were going up. They came around to the top of a low knoll, and there appeared a distant aspect of Deming some distance and below, lay out to their eyes as if in a life-sized bird’s eye view map. The sun struck distant silver glints from the turning windmill wheels – that and a few birds wheeling on motionless wings high in the sky above being the only sign of life.

“Only a little farther,” Mr. Steinmetz reined in, and spoke over his shoulder. “See the top of that tree? There are a couple of cottonwoods up there, by the only year-round spring that I can find. I’ve come up sometimes of an early morning, hunting venison, but haven’t bagged one yet. I always change my mind about shooting them, when all they want is a nice cool drink of water.”

“You’re disgustingly sentimental, Fred,” Frank Thurmond observed, in slight disparagement. “Animals were put on earth so that we could make use of ‘em.”

“I do make use of them,” Mr. Steinmetz responded, without heat. “It gives me a mighty pleasure, to sit and watch them, fine and strong and proud, going about their business.”

“You’ll go hungry in winter, Fred,” Frank Thurmond replied, and Mr. Steinmetz laughed.

“What use is it to me, to gut and dress a whole deer, and smoke the meat over a fire, since it is more than I can eat in a month myself, when I can just go into town and get a good meal at Fred Harvey’s without a tenth of the trouble? Priorities, Frank. Priorities – now that I have the luxury, I might as well take full advantage.” He grinned at Sophia, who said – moved by sympathy for small and large wild things and approval of Mr. Steinmetz’ sensibilities,

“I think it very fine of you, to do so. There are wise old philosophers who sat that it is healthier and even morally superior to abstain from meat in any form.”

“I won’t say that I take it that far, Miss Teague!” Mr. Steinmetz laughed so heartily that Sophia might have taken offense; save that there was not a hint of insult in his words or tone. “I am in the cattle ranching business, after all. And I relish a good bit if beefsteak, or a pork cutlet as well as any man … most especially when it is cooked in a Fred Harvey kitchen and brought to me by one of his pretty waiter girls!”

“It is always a pleasure to set a meal before a man who appreciates good cooking,” Sophia replied, only realizing when the words were out of her mouth that she did sound terribly flirtatious. But it was not Mr. Steinmetz who took another meaning from that, but Eleanor Woods, who blurted, in tones over which a slight touch of frost hovered,

“I did not realize, Miss Teague – that you were employed by the Harvey House. You seem like such a respectable person.”

“Miss Teague is a respectable person, Ellie,” Lottie Thurmond leaped into the conversation with a tinkling little laugh, turning her head from the front seat of the buggy where she sat next to her husband. “And I relish her company very much. She is one of these New Women that you read so much about in the magazines.”

“I suppose so,” Eleanor Wood’s voice thawed slightly, although she still sounded dubious. “It doesn’t seem quite right to go away from your family, and work for wages …”

“I’m an orphan, with no close living relatives,” Sophia replied, as if by rote. “I consider Fred Harvey as my family.”

“But still,” Eleanor Wood persisted. “It still seems very strange – even if for family, doing work in the public sphere. A woman’s proper place is in the home …”

Mr. Steinmetz snorted in derision. “Tell that to my sister and niece – they worked in the family general store, while my brother-in-law and I drove freight wagons. Later on, when my niece married, she took to trailing cattle north with her husband … and the Vining boys – their mother kept a boarding house, and she was a very fine woman indeed, by all accounts. You’d meet the finest sort of folk in Texas at her table. No angel of the hearthside business for them. There was too much to do.”

“But that was in the West, before everything was settled as it should be,” Eleanor Wood argued. “Conditions were different than in the east, then…”

“So they are still,” Lottie Thurmond agreed. “And may continue to be, for I favor such a wider degree of freedom, and I am certain so does Miss Teague … is this your darling little spring, Fred?”

During that conversation, the buggy had come around another turn in the rough track, and now they looked full on a steep rock hillside, with a pool of water at its base, rimmed by smaller rocks, and stands of water-loving reeds. A narrow white thread of water fell down through a ragged cleft between two rock faces, which were painted with small blotches of velvety green moss. The sound of the water, splashing and chuckling to itself was musical, entrancing as the scent of cool fresh water – cool water and a patch of green grass. The leaves of the poplar trees rustled in the light breeze over their heads. The air in the little dell felt deliciously damp after the aridity of the open desert around town. The wagon track went no farther than here, for the hillsides closing in all around were too precipitous for any but a single man on foot. The little dell was adorned with some bright green vines, spotted with red and blue flowers, hanging along the steep rock slope, and a few straggly bushes covered with yellow blooms which looked like daisies – as lovely a wild garden as could be wished for in the west.

“It’s beautiful!” Sophia’s breath caught in her throat, overwhelmed by a sudden longing for the verdant green of the east. Mr. Steinmetz hastily tied up his pony, and reached up to help Sophia down.

“Do you really think so?” he asked, and Lottie Thurmond replied,

“The most perfect place for a picnic luncheon can hardly be imagined than your little paradise, Fred.”

“It is the most perfect place,” Sophia echoed, and it seemed that Mr. Steinmetz was most ridiculously pleased by her approval. Lottie, looking on them both with a certain amount of approval, continued briskly.

“Fetch us down the basket, Fred … and the rugs. Frank wishes to try his hand with his new fishing rod…”

“There aren’t any fish there save minnows,” Mr. Steinmetz warned and Frank Thurmond hissed, “Not another word from you, spoil-sport!”

Mr. Steinmetz shook his head in pity, and handed down little Ellie from the buggy.

“There are some tiny little frogs, though,” he added. “And one morning, I saw a wild jaguar-cat come down to drink.”

Ellie gave a small squeak of dismay, and her mother exclaimed,

“Surely there is not any danger to us, Mr. Steinmetz!”

“Only if it diverts you to think so, Mrs. Wood; they are nocturnal creatures and normally very shy.” He sounded exasperated; Sophia recalled his impatience with what he called female megrims. Of course, as a man of the world and long experience of the west, he would have encountered many more ferocious and dangerous animals.

“I would love to see such a beautiful creature as a jaguar,” she said, feeling slightly breathless. “Not as in a zoo, as in Boston … but wild and free; here – just as you observed the deer.”

“He won’t come today, that I can assure you, Miss Teague.” He smiled at her, the corners of his eyes crinkling in a most endearing way. “Wish that I could whistle him up for a visit here, just for you. Perhaps another time?”

“Perhaps, Fred,” Lottie replied, just as brisk. “Sophie and Eleanor, my dears – can you assist me with setting up our feast? The gentlemen are hungry – there should not be any great labor involved, for my cook has packed every kind of delicious food, and it will not take any time at all.”

“Miss Teague is well acquainted with the method of serving food in a small amount of time,” Eleanor Wood observed, in a tone of lazy malice, but there was no sting in it, and Sophia – overtaken by a sudden fit of school-girl emotion – stuck her tongue out at her, behind Lottie’s back. Eleanor Wood’s expression went through a brisk series, from startled, through pique, and then to rueful humor. She stuck out her own tongue, and then both of them burst into giggles.

“If you are both quite finished with being juvenile,” Lottie observed, without turning around, “The gentlemen are hungry. And so am I.”

“The schoolmistress has eyes in the back of her head, so she has!” Eleanor whispered, Lottie stated, without turning around, “No – only one which works properly to the front, but my hearing is extraordinarily acute,” whereupon all three women dissolved into giggles. Young Ellie and the two men regarded them, baffled – as if they all had gone quite mad.